The Dog House

With their loyalty, affection and sense of humour, dogs rightly have our hearts. But just because they are much better sorts than we could ever hope to be, does not give them immunity from appearing in this filthy bestiary.

And let’s be honest, while cats keep their amorous activities to rooftops and behind garden sheds, dogs are insatiable and are not above vigorously embracing a cushion or indeed an ankle. In fact, rather like a degenerate MP, they seem to get a particular thrill if it’s in the presence of inappropriate company. And as for Humphrey, well the least said about him the better.